We interrupt our regularly scheduled program to bring you: the most unrealistic, yet kickass, shoes. Only from Report Signature.

I think the title of the post says it all.  I totally love Report's regular shoes because they are so deliciously cute and wearable, but lately I find my imagination held hostage by their higher-end line, Report Signature, which are probably the most UNwearable shoes I've ever seen in my life.  I couldn't wear them in a million years, because I would break my ankles in about five different places and dislocate both my knees trying to toddle down the stairs from my apartment.  


The shoes average a 4.5" - 5" heel.  Geez Louise, who can wear such an absurdly tall heel?  And yet, maybe the fact that they are so unattainable for the average gal makes them that much more awesome.  Is it even possible to make outstanding shoes like these but with, say, a 2" or 3" heel?  Sounds like a potential business plan...

From left to right: Madera platform, Howell bootie, Dita pump, Pamona platform, Rockwell platform, Tocai platform, Loring bootie, Durant bootie (in beige and leopard), Corinne sandal, Downey platform (in black and white), and Ziska sandal

Images taken from (in case you are crazy enough to want to buy them):

5 responses
Ugh! I wish I could buy all these shoes. :(
haha well... i'm sure you can afford at lest 1-2 pairs! =)
the boots in pic 2/3 are pretty freaking amazing.
Haha clearly, these shoes are striking a chord with people.  I got a bunch of responses on Facebook from ppl who like never comment on anything =P
Hi,
Amazing collection. Really like it.. Thanks for sharing..

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