Outfitting: Channeling Little J

I was walking to work with my fiance and he remarked that I looked a little like Jenny Humphrey from Gossip Girl, what with the dominatrix-style wedges and rocker bag. All I need is a maneful of blonde hair and a ton of makeup, though the constantly annoyed look I could maybe pull off if I tried hard enough.

Somehow, this ensemble made me feel more svelte than usual, though I've been like a bottomless pit for the last few days.