This entry needs a new Day of the Week: Fashion-Forward Fridays

I was trolling Urban Outfitters.com to look for other tasty sale items to add to my cart before I checked out (some of the things in there are more than a month old!) when I came across this thing called the "Pocket Bag Belt."  I thought, hey, that doesn't look half bad...and it's useful besides!

But after careful reflection, I realized that I'd been duped by a feat of well-positioned marketing, and that this item is nothing more than a glorified fanny pack.

Observe: the only real difference between the 'stylish' item in the first photo and the unattractive accessory in the second is who is wearing it: one is a thin young woman, the other, a rather heavy-set older man.  Ah, the power of context.

I threw in a third photo of a cute fanny pack that this woman made and blogged about.  At least she had no pretensions and called the thing what it is.

7 responses
- I actually think bum bags are pretty damn stylish - old skool ones with mickey mouse on and stuff.
LOL are they called "bum bags" in the UK?

surely you can see that 'fanny pack' is a funnier name than bum bag....

come on...I mean...who says fanny and means bum?!! - who even says fanny and means fanny apart from when referring to your aunt fanny (not your aunt's fanny!...ew)

I think teenagers wears them facing backwards and call them "ass packs." It's apparently all the rage. Or, so I heard 2 years ago from J's younger sister, then 17 years old..
Good grief, they get worse every year.
Personally gimme a large bag any time!
"come on...I mean...who says fanny and means bum?!!"

Um... everyone in North America? Although I must admit it's way funnier when you take the British meaning into account. XD

That first leather bag thing looks like the little belt pouch I had when I was in Girl Guides. PASS.

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