Item that should never see the light of day

Saw this in my latest issue of Domino.  A $200 sterling silver necklace cast in the form of nothing other than a retainer.  Like, the kind many of us wore--in out mouths!--after braces to keep our teeth in place.  I am pretty grossed out.  They should make a tiara out of headgear.  No thanks to Kiel Mead.